Archive - The Stump

What Did I Want To Be When I Grew Up?

and why i quit each

Mar 4 •

February 2024

There's Something Evil About February

blaming the concept of a month for my problems

Feb 26 •

Why I'm Compressing Five Pounds Of Spaghetti Into A Handy Mouth-Sized Bar

unleashing food's awesome power

Feb 5 •

January 2024

What If I Bought A Kona Ice Truck Instead Of Retiring?

my roth ira isnt doing well you guys

Jan 26 •

Bob Dylan Possibly Fixed Me

i feel i captured his multitudes

Jan 15 •

You Don't Need A New Year's Resolution

self improvement is overrated

Jan 5 •

December 2023

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

and then i dont feel... like 16% as bad

Dec 22, 2023 •

I Love The Dentist

9 out of 10 dentists recommend my blog, and the one that doesn't is just a bastard

Dec 15, 2023 •

The Problem With Every Job Is Having To Engage With Others Who Do That Job

this is about networking (evil)

Dec 10, 2023 •

Lessons From Organizing A Turkey Trot With My Dad

the punchline is we're doing it again at christmas

Dec 1, 2023 •

November 2023

Why Won't Jeff Bezos Take More Of My Money

you have most of it, poach the rest too

Nov 24, 2023 •

I'm Going To Save Your Thanksgiving

the stump: 1, your family: 0

Nov 17, 2023 •

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