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Laughing at your line about 'you know what doesn't hurt, luxuriating on my coach'. Also, I feel you could've written an entire separate piece on you smelling candles for an hour (I do this a lot)

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filing this away as a “requested topic” and happy to oblige that one in the future... i have Thoughts

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feel free to! Going into such detail with a tiny little thing might be fun with your style as well

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So you’re pro cheating at sports but do you cheat at board games like Monopoly lol.

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on the record, no absolutely not i would never! off the record... i plead the fifth

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Pfffftt. Well for the record I don’t call it cheating. I call it tipping the scales in my favor so that I win lol.

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i call it dedication 😎

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"Optimization of the playing experience "

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the whole concept behind my “steroids only” league

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