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There's Something Evil About February
blaming the concept of a month for my problems
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Why I'm Compressing Five Pounds Of Spaghetti Into A Handy Mouth-Sized Bar
unleashing food's awesome power
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What If I Bought A Kona Ice Truck Instead Of Retiring?
my roth ira isnt doing well you guys
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Bob Dylan Possibly Fixed Me
i feel i captured his multitudes
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You Don't Need A New Year's Resolution
self improvement is overrated
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These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
and then i dont feel... like 16% as bad
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I Love The Dentist
9 out of 10 dentists recommend my blog, and the one that doesn't is just a bastard
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The Problem With Every Job Is Having To Engage With Others Who Do That Job
this is about networking (evil)
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Lessons From Organizing A Turkey Trot With My Dad
the punchline is we're doing it again at christmas
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