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did you make up all the little things he does ? i refuse to believe hipmunk is a real thing but i also will not be looking it up

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what do you mean? all the cool cats are on hipmunk nowadays!

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okay this is the first i heard of this and i totally understand. Serena is like... an insane athlete, and Reddit guy (I've forgotten his name already) is just like the dudeliest dude and even though he's rich i can't imagine his bedroom being anything other than like a mattress on a floor with a gamer chair and self-built PC in the corner, and like a 'decoration' made of empty pepsi cans lining the wall.

the one weird celebrity couple which really got me was Taika Waititi and Rita Ora, because I love Taika, he's brilliant, funny, gorgeous, etc etc etc, and Rita Ora is for me the woman who had a terrible role in the 50 Shades franchise and also single-handedly wrecked 'Running Up That Hill' with that one performance she did last year. WHY GOD WHY

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i don’t know who rita ora is but does it make any more sense when we consider taika is a little cringe <333

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oh no you made me dig too deep and i think i have killed my boner for taika now after scrolling through his instagram. his wedding cake said "we got married bitches!!!!" and that's too much, that's too much for me

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i’m so sorry i had to reveal this too you and i wish you the best in this time of mourning 😔🙏🏻

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once again could not stop laughing while reading this, especially "a thought I had one day while driving to Wal Mart." Do you offer graphic design classes, btw?

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oh yes absolutely but i’m very expensive and use an obscure software (power point, srry to name drop!)

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Serena got married?

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subscribing to me affords you what you’ve always wanted: 6-year-old news

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This is the first I've heard of these two being together and I thought I knew everything that happens on the internet so I am led to conclude that you just made this up? I did research to prove it and now I am led to conclude that you made this up so hard that even Wikipedia thinks it's true

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little known fact that wikipedia is a subsidiary of The Stump brand; we make the facts baby!

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Another home run, Katie. You’re like the blogger version of Jose Altuve with a dozen Applewatches taped to his ass, i.e. you never miss!

As for what whosit and whatsername possibly find to talk about? Whothefucknows?

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i have hundreds of cameras in garbage cans letting me know exactly what people want to see on the blog... the pursuit of championship requires much cunning! if people don't have the stones to win that's not our fault

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