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This is never going to work. We are never both awake before 11am so neither of us can ever McGriddle each other.

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alrighty well you don't have to out me like that........ but, i WILL make you the commitment of a mcgriddle, even if it takes me 400 alarms to get there. fr tho why not just have all-day breakfast, McDonalds, this is oppression of the sleepy class

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Is McDonald’s … ableist ?

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the mostly logistically accessible company in the world and they didn’t consider the sleepyheads 😔😔😔

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I’m intrigued by syrup in the bread. I was not aware of this scientific discovery

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it's properly genius. it doesn't make the sandwich soggy or too sweet, and I don't know how they're pulling that off

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I assume they use some type of well concealed carcinogen, but still seems remarkable

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everything is a carcinogen, i’m not gonna be too picky about where my inevitable cancer comes from. and, i’d like to enjoy some mcgriddles on the way

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mcgriddle is good but just bc i’m a contrarian whataburger honey butter chicken biscuit > mcgriddle

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they can swap dry ass biscuits for mcgriddle tech and then talk to me. imagine if the honey butter was in little blob clusters IN THE BREAD

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Ewww- anything McDonalds’s is yucky. And I’m in Lake City, so no Micky D in the morning. Maybe one day I’ll try a McGriddle -- for you Katie.

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mcdonalds gets the worst PR (maybe second only to taco bell). With fresh eyes and a heart freed from pre-existing opinions, i recommend a new start to your mcdonalds journey. But, it can wait until after Lake City of course

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